It was a slow night at...

It was a slow night at the Uptown Cabaret and I wanted to get a 2004 MAL membership card anyway so I decided to give Crazy Horse a try. $10 for the card and I was inside. It was fairly dead, five dancers doing more talking than dancing, about the same number of customers. To be fair it was early, right in the middle of shift change, and also a Tuesday night (2 for 1 all night on all dances, table & private). The club has one main stage, large for a club of it's size, but more interestingly the bar (which is also large) has poles and has been designed to be used by the dancers as a second stage. The private area contains three couches, open like all Charlotte clubs. The dancers ranged from 6 - 7, three with the typical oversized fake breasts (not my thing at all) but otherwise good looking. At this point I was just looking for some contact and didn't much care. I was sitting at the bar (no one was in the pit) and it took forever to get some attention (I was drinking Diet Coke ... maybe they thought I was a cop ... fuckin' Akins diet ;-) ... Anyway, the dry spell came to an end when Ivy (blonde, medium frame, curvy but tight) started to do her set on the bar. She was dancing on a pole I happened to be sitting in front of, so I pulled out my wallet and started to search for singles. That's when Ivy crouched down and started grinding against my hands ... nice! ... when I finally gave her the $2 tip she had pulled her G-string down far enough for me to see she was completely shaved :-)~ ... I immediately moved to one of the tables hoping to get a warm up dance from Ivy before moving to the couches but unfortunately someone else had the same idea and beat me to it. I got a typical low contact dance from one of the other girls while I was waiting (not exactly an air dance, but nothing inspired either) After my table dances were over I looked around for Ivy ... It looked like she and her customer were going to be on the couches for the rest of the night (2 for one and no bouncer in sight ... can't blame him) ... so I left but I'll be back next week.