I decided to hit up Miss...

I decided to hit up Miss Kitty's after having some drinks with friends. I had heard that Miss Kitty's was a good place to go if you were looking for a little extra, and I was feeling a little frisky. So I thought I'd try it out. Got there around 10:00 pm, and was greeted with a $5 cover. Pretty reasonable. I wasn't really interested in drinking any more, so I can't comment on drink prices. I saw a few ladies in the 8-9 range, but most were 5-6 tops. I was really surprised at the lack of contact at the rail. Most girls were "saving their tits for private". Whatever that means. I ended up sitting with one of the better looking girls for about a half hour when she asked me if I wanted to go back for a dance. I told her that I would love to, but I was looking for a little extra. I guess she thought I was the fuzz, because she immediately fired back that she doesn't do extras, and nobody else does either. We talked for a little bit longer when she asked about a dance again. This time I decided to take a different angle. I asked her how much her rates were. $30 for a song, and 3 songs for $100. Now I'm no math major, but don't prices usually go down when you buy in bulk? Maybe 3 dances is the time that extras become available, but I wasn't going to drop $100 to find out. I didn't exactly leave happy, but I did get some good eye fulls sitting at the table. I don't think I'll be going back soon.