well i've only been back once...

Lulu's

Cleveland, OH

i happened to be in the area on my way to visit a booty call so even though deep down i knew better, i decided to take a quick stop here to have a look…

Bugsy's Speakeasy

Elyria, OH

how's that old saying go? something like.. the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. or maybe.. the more things change the more they stay the…

Living Dolls

Key West, FL

i just hate shills! it's obvious that the peeps (or peep that registers under different names) is probably the owner, management, or dancer at this club and knows that living dolls sucks and the…

This is a review for 2 visits in the last month. One on a Friday and one a week later on a Saturday. Both early evening. The club is located in a commercial district in downtown…

I've been here a couple times since my last review, this one is from last weekend. I'm just now surprised to see Muddy was here a couple weekends ago but haven't seen his review as…

Elyria, OH. Saturday night. Downtown Elyria, which I have no idea how to pronounce. I parked behind the place plenty of parking back there. Didn't seem like a crazy area to me. Walk in bartender…

I've covered the parking, layout of the club, and other details in multiple previous reviews so I don't see a reason to dwell on them again since this is more a warning of how shoddy…