I visited The Penthouse Club on...

I visited The Penthouse Club on an unexpected Monday night trip to Tampa. Arrived around 8, I think, and there was no cover.

This is a very upscale club. It's probably the nicest strip club I've ever seen, and I've been to a few. We arrived during Happy Hour, so drinks were 2-for-1. I had Bloody Marys and my buddy had vodka Martinis---this club's default vodka is Absolut. Decent drinks. Food was very expensive, but this is a 4 star restaurant. I opted for the steak salad, which was $14. Buddy had the ribeye, which was $33 or so. Not out of line with other high end steak houses.

Dancers were, for a Monday night, outstanding. Not just beautiful and fit, but intelligent and interesting. One girl was from Boston and living in Tampa to go to nursing school. Another had just bought a horse. The dancer I spent most of my visit speaking to was a voluptuous blonde with a very nice BIG boob job. Dances are offered tableside. I paid my $20, and she actually gave me some contact, which was unexpected. It's not a gropefest like Mons or 2001, but she did sit in my lap and OK grindage. But the dancers wear pasties, so not even true topless.