Name used to be Imperial Theater;...

Name used to be Imperial Theater; now all the signage says Imperial Showgirls.

The girls are very good-looking. Nothing lower than a 7, with some 10s thrown in. The night I was there I saw more "Valley-Girls" types, than I have ever seen live in one place.

While I was impressed with the girls looks, I was not impressed with the lap dances. Very lame, for two reasons: First, many girls were so into their own looks, to stoop so low as to give a good dance to us lowly guys. Secondly, they lived up to the LA rules. One could usually not barely sneak a touch. And the famous "black-out dances" were just as lame. The place didn't really get that dark, and the girls attitude was objecting to getting only $5 per dance (even thought the songs were shorter). I almost said to one girl, look you came up to me and asked me for a 2-for-1 dance, so don't blame me.

The stage dances were nothing to write home about.

Do you get the hint that I was disappointed? (Except for the eye candy).