I decided to check out this...

Acropolis

Portland, OR

Stopped by the Acropolis just before noon today for lunch. The tables were almost full, but there was nobody at the stage. I soon realized why. The dancer had on more cloths than most of…

Safari Show Club

Portland, OR

I got to the club in the mid afternoon, and was the only customer there. The club is large, with two stages, a bar area and lots of seating. Even though there was no one…

Blush

Portland, OR

Blush is located on a major divided street. This makes it easy to find, but not real easy to get to if you happen to be heading north. The parking lot is small, and crowded.…

Went into this joint on my last night in town for business and I knew when I drove up it was pretty sketchy. I figured, "I'm here, I might as well check it out." When…

First off, this club is located in an industrial part of Pomona, which itself is gang central. And it's not a place I prefer to be at night, though it's not as bad as South…

So I go in this strip club which looks like shit outside and inside, no girls dancing on state a couple on their phones, just boring for the first 10mins no alcohol or nothing. Then…

Unless you've driven through Florida and stopped at the only strip club in the world where the cafeteria is fully lit while the dancers fight for attention against scrambled eggs and hashbrowns (Sam's Hofbrau at…