TD's North is probably the best...

TD's North is probably the best club in Albuquerque, and one of only two that are open for lunch. They have a $3 menus for lunch, which is pretty good, but certainly not gourmet. It is dark, which is good, and there are nooks and crannies in which one can get a relatively private dance on the floor. There is a VIP area, which usually has a $20 entrance fee, but that fee is usually waived during the day when things are slow. Dances in the VIP area are $25 as opposed to $10 on the floor. I have never had a dance in the VIP room as with the right dancer, the dances on the floor are pretty good. Having said that, several dancers have hinted that better times can be had in the VIP room than on the floor. One of these days I will try it out and post it here.

The club is dark and has two stages: a large main stage and a smaller second stage. When things are slow there is only one dancer on the main stage. When things pick up there is a dance on each stage. They dance a song on one stage and then rotate to the other stage. When things get really busy there are two dancers on the main stage and one on the second stage. Tipping is done at the stage and is usually pretty tame. The wait staff is attentive, but not pestering and the dancers are all pretty nice, asking for dances, but not pestering. AS with all Albuquerque bars and restaurants, there is no smoking.

There are a wide variety of dancers here and all are good looking. There are a fair number of dancers with enhanced breasts if that is your thing and a wide variety of ethincities represented. Some dancers make the trip over from Phoenix, so there is soem variety.