This was absolutely the strangest club...
This was absolutely the strangest club I have ever been in, in fact it was one of the absolute strangest experiences I think I've ever had in my life. Not a good thing, nor a bad thing - just a strange thing. All in all I would recommend it, but as someone stated earlier - you have to be aware of what you're getting into. This is not a flashy hotter-than-ass-girls type of place. These girls will get the job done, and are actually quite friendly in doing so, but I don't know if a single one of them would make it in an average club on looks alone. After hearing about the high mileage offered at this place from some other forums I decided to venture from Kansas City to here. The trip alone is quite an experience and what you end up at is a shack in the middle of nowhere that has a full parking lot. I imagine the parking lot is always full here - given the types of activities offered. Upon walking in you will immediately feel very out of place. Locals, hillbillies, and some of the strangest pedarasts and pervs hangout here. Indeed the crowd is as interesting to watch as the dancers most times. But strangely it's only mildly uncomfortable - as the staff is extremely nice and everyone is more or less friendly to one another. The chairs are comfortable, its dark enough to go generally unnoticed, and the music is actually kind of good. This is a smoking club ad almost everyone, including myself was smoking (the dancers never really stopped). The drinks are cheap, under $3. The girls, as far as looks go, well - they get the job done. I wouldn't have minded being seen in public with 2 of the 5 that I saw there - but 2 of them were quite attractive. BE WARNED: You need to be very good at social engineering to know how to 'work' a place like this. Meaning that, you will generally have to find ways of getting girls to come to you, not the other way around. So if you're the shy and quiet type, this place might not work out very well for you. This is not the type of atmosphere where girls come up to you trying to hound you out of money. The girls here know that every customer in here came for a reason, and they are well aware that there is a line for the VIP room. And yes, there is a weird feeling in the air that things could spin wildly out of control at any minute. Very wild west. The dancers are all getting wasted and one of them in particular was "cut off" about an hour into my stay. She was very hostile and had some very heated meeting with the rest of the staff while I was there. The rest of the crowd, I don't know whether they are locals or what - but this a very odd mix of people - rednecks, blue-collar, old black pimps, you name it. As I said earlier though, my experience was generally positive as everyone seemed to be mostly okay. down to earth, and "normal acting." The stage shows are practically non-existent, as most of the girls just stand up there, slowly take their clothes off, and do XXX type of action with the stage-tipping regulars and themselves in front of everyone (use your imagination here guys). I eventually got one of the more attractive ones at my table and soon there was a second, after buying them some shots and discussing the "allowance" i had for the VIP area, we all headed off and yes, it was quite the experience. The girls here can carry on a good conversation and will make you feel like you've known them for a long time. But as one reviewed stated, you have to know how to blend into the crowd, as most people travelling from the city will be very out of place in a club like this. This is one of the oldest Gentleman's Clubs in the Midwest and there's a reason for it - if you like going to Bazooka's or Fantasy Ranch in Kansas City this will not be your scene, but if your in the mood for an unpredictable and memorable adventure you will be pleasantly surprised.
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