I can say I don't go...

I can say I don't go to strip clubs that often, but this was the best club I've ever been to. It was a sunny Tuesday when I went in there. The club was so dark I couldn't see for about ten minutes. I got there about 2:30, so there was no cover. I'd say there were only about ten patrons in the place at the time. I was there so early, only about half the floor space, and one of the two stages were being used. This place must be rocking around midnight...

I lady took my hand, and offered to show me to a seat (I was still blind at the time). As soon as I sat down, she asked if I wanted a lap dance. Sure, I said. We went to a circular couch at the edge of the room. She started stripping in front of me, but I really couldn't see anything. She then grabbed my hands, and brought them up to her breasts. I then began to understand the appeal of this place... Apparently, the only rule is keep your hands out of her g-string. Other than that, anything goes. While feeling up this slim brunette, she offered to take me to the vip room for $200. I was pretty happy with what I was getting for $20.

Each girl goes through the same routine. You get 80% of the goods for $20, and then they try to take you to the vip room. I decided to sample all the girls there at $20 each until 6:00. After 6, you need to buy champagne or something to get a side couch. By 6, I had had my fill of twenty-something boobs, and decided to go for some food and gambling. Overall, a solid value with great two-way action as long as you get there before 6 PM.