This is the best place to...

This is the best place to go in Austin if you are looking for a little extra in the VIP. Daytime is ideal, and just ask the girl if she is a "VIP girl." If you get a VIP wristband when you enter it is only $15, vs $25 I think if you get it later from a girl.

There are some ugly girls here, and most are no higher than a 6, but there are usually a few gems. A few girls will do anything, and by that I mean anything for $100 or less. I know I'm not supposed to name names, but one of my favorite girls there looks kind of Indian and she has a few extra pounds around the middle, but has a very cute face.

The VIP is pretty open, so it can be tough to find a place if you want to get really nasty. One option is the "Upper VIP" -- a set of couches sort of walled-off and raised up. I got the most mileage up there -- the price for the Upper VIP is, I think, an extra $15 for an extra half hour.