I went to this place after...

I went to this place after hearing some rumors that the lap dances may have some mileage to them. Of course nothing out of the ordinary. I was hoping for a little more than a grind, maybe two way contact and some hand action. BTW, the name of this place has changed. It is now called "Landing Strip" and it appears that it has recently undergone some renovation.

All my hopes pretty much evaporated as soon as I entered the place. First of all there is a very small little place just in front of the bar for lap dances. Out in the open for everyone including people sitting at the bar to see what is happening. It is very small place for lap dances. A small sofa. So there cannot be more than 1 or 2 lap dances going on at the same time. But more importantly, the girls there are not hot by any stretch of imagination. From some of them I would not get lap dance even if they offered it for free. There was maybe 1 in decent shape and I saw that she was giving a good lap dance. I could see her hand touch all the right places. But I could not gather the courage to a dance. Better and classier places in Portland else where. I will not return