This club is in the middle...

This club is in the middle of nowhere, on the way to Rochester from Minneapolis. Someone told me this is the best action in the area, so I drove for nearly 1 hr to get there. Hell, I should 've watched porn in my hotel room. Small club, no alcohol, two stages with only one in use at about 7 pm. A few dudes were tipping, and were getting about 30 sec attention. No complaints here - the other stage opened, and I realized that I could get about a 1 minute attention for tipping. Again, not bad. But then a 7 came by and asked "Wanna dance", why not -might as well get the lay of the land with her. That's when I figure out that you go in a back room with a bunch of sofas and other guys getting dances. Absolutely no touching allowed. Hands are on the chair handle. I tried to put my hands on her thighs, but she removed my hand and then showed a dark window where I could see out from where I was sitting, but pparently someone [bouncer?] could see in. So after that I obediently sat and 'enjoyed' my nearly air dance, paid my $20. and then left. If I'm going drive 1 hour, not have any alcohol, the least I would expect is some touchy feely. I hope this isn't the best club in the land of 10000 lakes. Next trip I may have to go ice fishing - it may be more fun.