This is a unique place. ...

This is a unique place. Last time in a drunk girl tried to rip me off. This time a tall, willowy black girl was the best thing I've seen in a long time. She came over where I was sitting, introduced herself, I bought her a BEER! (imagine that) and we chatted. She kept dropping her hand into my lap, and eventually started working her way up the legs of my shorts. What a good girl! Off to the back couch, 2 dances, she goes on stage, and doesn't collect. Neato. She comes back to get me again, back to couches, and a piece of birthday cake appears. Icing on the nipples, mouth on icing, and happy birthday!!! Nothing was off limits, I say, what a good day!