Stopped in here on a snowy...

Stopped in here on a snowy Tuesday night out of curiosity after reading the reviews on TUSCL. Wow! This place really left an impression. First, Frankfort appears to be a quaint little out-of-the-way town, and the girls here definitely seemed like local small-town girls. By that I mean not your typical stripper types. These girls have a lot of character. Definitely not the prettiest faces around, but their bodies were pretty trim. I didn't see any fatties there. When I walked in no one asked me for a cover charge until I went to the bar to buy a soda (no booze allowed). Baby, a busty brunette, charged me $3 for a soda and $10 for cover; it was nice that they were relaxed about it. I sat next to the stage and started tipping the dancers. Most of the girls were tight, trim, small-breasted, and had faces about 5-7. India seemed totally obsessed with some young pimp-looking dude sitting at the stage and not tipping. Summer had a tight body and a nice face, and she put on a good show, but she had a chuckle like Dr. Demento. She seems like a hot girl, but she should keep that deep-throated guffaw to herself (I will probably have nightmares for years!). Bella was totally into the pole, in a not very erotic way. She seemed to get in a complete cardio workout in, spinning, doing upside-down slides, suspending herself like a flag (hands only), treading air, and a few other tricks she must have seen on Cirque du Soliel, except she did them topless. I felt guilty tipping her because it meant she had to take a break from her pole to come get my dollars. Clearly she was more interested in her pole than my money. They started to close the club early around midnight due to bad weather (and I was the only actual customer left), so I asked Baby for a VIP. She charged me $20 and took me to a private room, dimmed the lights and got right to business. She gave me the best lap dance I've ever had, and seemed happy to go as far as I wanted. I think she knew what I was interested in were her all natural 38 DDs. No BS about 3 minutes, crappy songs, or whatever. She aimed to please and she did it well. I thanked her and tipped her another $20 before leaving.

This club was truly memorable, and I highly recommend it if you are in the area. Some advice I would offer the girls:

Baby -- smile more, you are a hot and really sweet girl

Summer -- you are hot and nice, but that laugh is HORRIBLE. Raise you voice a couple of octaves, or just keep silent