A disappointing visit to Vegas. I...

A disappointing visit to Vegas. I think my first mistake was hitting this place at 6 pm. My other being that I could strike gold a second time at a Wisconsin club in the sticks. But I figured that since it was Saturday evening that I might get lucky with a good dancer turnout. The somewhat full parking lot seemed to hint at a possible decent club experience. Alas, that was not to be the case.

I entered the club and paid the $5 cover. Made my way to the end of the bar by where the "side dance booths" used to be. As other reviewers have said, the booths are gone and replaces with tables, but the club seems a little dumpier than last time. I ordered a $4 Bud Light and surveyed the area. Unfortunately, or maybe it was for the best, there was a huge lack of talent. The girl dancing on the stage, Laura, didn't seem bad at first, but looked like an avid beer drinker once she got off the stage. The best looking girl was Deja Vu who had a nice huge rack and slender body. The bad thing is she hung out with what appeared to be a regular of hers. I was ready to head out when I had a slightly overweight, stomach and wide in the hips, girl named Gabby come and chat with me. She tried to get me interested, even playing with her nipples, but I just wasn't attracted to her. I did buy her a shot (figured she needed the money)which she graciously thanked me for. She asked me to follow her to the stage but I declined. The bartender shot me a look of disgust when I asked her what time they get busy. She told me 9 pm and then quickly disappeared. I chugged down my beer and headed out.

For all my fellow out-of-towners, this is more of a place for local farmer types to get out and grope something other than their cattle. One guy there was just fawning all over a big assed girl who had more lumps than a cup of coffee.