Well, it’s the grand opening. After...

Well, it’s the grand opening. After all of the stalling, legal hassles, etc., I am very impressed. This place is beautiful. Large stage and two smaller ones on the main level..TV’s everywhere and that 103-inch one is awesome (maybe bigger IS better). Stage is not shattered glass and no flashing lights like Penthouse. I like this one. $10 cover or $20 if you want the second level-the VIP. Main floor has nice leather chairs, bar off to the right (south I think). That VIP level is where this place shines. 12 VIP rooms that are $50 for 20 minutes, $100 for half hour and (surprise!) $200 for an hour. Of course you must also pay the dancer (negotiate that rate), maybe the bouncer, plus drinks. There’s a button to summon your waitress. And there’s a real door (are you f**king kidding me?)Those rooms are nothing compared to the Presidential suite, Rome room, Larry Flynt room, leopard room…those are $4-500 per hour plus all the other charges. Private bathroom? (are your f**king kidding me?). The VIP bar has velvet seating and a dancer in a cage. Wow! The “regular” VIP room on the main level costs $10 to enter plus $20 per song. They are quite small. Don’t quote me on some of these prices because some of the workers (dancers) weren’t sure on the pricing.The outdoor deck will have to wait for warmer weather here in Michigan.

Speaking of dancers, all I can say is two words: VERY HOT. Don’t know if it will always be this way, but opening night was awesome. There were dancers hanging from the ceiling. Some didn’t know what to do because with 100 dancers and 100 customers, they found themselves standing around. Look out PH, the Hustler Club is the real deal.Prices are comparable, dancers hotter. (hint: I never give rating of 10)