I visited Appleton in June of...

I visited Appleton in June of 2009 on business. I was warned to not go the Paradise Club by some locals. But curiousity would have killed me if I didn't and I figured that Appleton was a pretty safe town. I will tell you that this was not the best place I have ever been too, but it wasn't the worse. When I walked in, I informed the bouncer/bartender what I was in town for and was let in free of charge. Appleton is home to the countries biggest fire truck manufacturer in the United States. Either way, I appreciated the VIP treatment but it wasnt necessary. I would have paid the 5 bucks to get it and anyone who complains about that is just cheap. Its a strip club people, its not going to be cheap.

As soon as I walked in I was pretty much bumrushed by an ugly blonde who wanted a dollar to show her boobs. So I paid it. I want to see them all. most of the girls were 6's and 7's. I did practically fall in love with one girl who was a 7. She had the first pair of fake tits I have ever seen or felt and she was not shy or afraid to rub them on my face. She was worth every penny.

The drinks were kind of pricey, but it is a strip club. I figured I paid about 4 dollars a beer. They did not have much of an alcohol selection but that was okay because I wasnt there for that.