I really want to like this...

I really want to like this place... it's got a lot of things going for it... cheap lap dances... no cover... cheap beer... a non-pushy atmosphere...

But there's a serious problem here in that the ladies here are just terrible... i was there on a saturday night... and am pretty sure that there was a mentally handicapped girl working... which is fine... but if i'm going to a strip club... i'm looking for fantasy... and fat and handicapped doesn't generally fit into my fantasy. really, i don't intend to be mean... because like i said... if there were just some more hot girls here... it'd be a fantastic place... but don't get your hopes up too much. but i guess you can always stop in on your way over to 390 (they're just about a mile apart)... and it's free to check out jimmy's before you move over to 390... where there's a much better shot of finding somebody attractive to dance for you...