I have driven past Umatilla more...

I have driven past Umatilla more times than I can remember but did not know that this little distraction was there. Usually I'm passing through Umatilla in the early afternoon and the place just looked dead. Light we ON, but only one or two cars in the lot. Turns out the entertainment doesn't start until six. I swung by Tuesday at around 7:00 and the parking lot looked promising. No cover charge and cheap cold beer. As I walked in I was stunned at how attractive the many of the girls were; particularly Dylan and Jordan. Dylan (Dillon?)is my ideal. Fantastic body with perfect natural breasts, and an ass that just makes ya stop on your tracks and marvel. I really expected to be leaving before I found a seat, but what a pleasant surprise. Dylan said hello on the way back to one of her regulars, and Jordan assumed the position on center stage (there is only one stage so it’s center by definition). I thought Jordan had a remarkable figure as well and she was a delight to chat with.. I love the pole mounted in bearings so it can spin at high speed. These girls really did a nice job using the pole and also some brass fixtures mounted to the ceiling that permit them to do trapeze-like acts over your head. True the private dances are not where its at here, but I’m not complaining. Jordan's sales pitch was, you get nudity on the stage and me rolling around on you back there. It was odd seeing the bouncer/observer luring around the private area but he didn't intrude and honestly when Jordan was distracting me, I didn't even notice. Every girl was very ‘watchable’ and each had her own unique look, figure, etc. The only gal who rated less than a 7 or 8 was a first-timer doing an audition. I didn't find her interesting at all but maybe some one else would. All in all, I will definitely try and schedule my road trips between Seattle and Boise to coincide with Two-fer Tuesdays more often. By the way, Jordan told me this place has been there for sixteen years. And I took me till now to discover it.