Well I've heard everything now at...

Well I've heard everything now at this club. As I approached the door on a late Monday night, the doorguy asked for $10 for parking. I looked at him like are you crazy. The parking lot was empty and they have a sign that says "Complimentary Valet Parking". I just turned around and moved my car to a parking lot across the street. Once inside, the parking lot reflected the inside of the club...empty. An unattractive dancer pounced on me like fresh meat and immediately asked if I wanted a $40 dance or her special $60 dance. I looked at her too like are you crazy. Then the reason I came in came over and said it had been empty like that all night. There were not even a few customers in to watch the ballgame that night. The few dancers that were there were just practicing their pole tricks since no one was around and no was making payout or tips to the staff. Then it dawned on me.....management was perpetrating a conspiracy with the exorbitant fees to close early. I assisted them by renewing old acquaintances and then "getting the hell outa dodge". As always YMMV.