Very small crowd even for a...

Very small crowd even for a Wednesday only the main stage was open but when you see what they actually put on stage here you shouldn't be the bit surprised. Evidently there's a stripper shortage here in central Illinois because this place will just about let anyone or anything dance here.

There might have been close to 20 working this night but there's only 2 or 3 you'd want to see with their clothes off & I'm not even so sure about those. We're talking mostly overweight, over the hill or just tattoo trailer trash rejects that can't get a gig anywhere else so they come here. Lucky us!

According to what a dancer at another joint told me Club Cabaret is nicknamed Club Chub for a very good reason & most dancers just don't want to work here. Expensive house fees & those never ending promos where the dancers are forced to peddle their junk is just too much to stomach so this is what you get.