I visited Maximus on a recent...

I visited Maximus on a recent Saturday night. My gosh, what a dive! It's a small club with only one working stage. There were very few dancers, only 7 or 8 of them; and they were all ugly. I don't mean plain, I mean ugly! I wouldn't have gotten a dance from one of these ogres if the dances were free! The drinks were relatively inexpensive. The only decent thing this club has to offer is the waitresses. There were three very, very hot waitresses. I talked two of them into giving me private dances. The third one wouldn't play ball. The dances from the two waitresses were average and it was obvious that they didn't have honed dancing skills. However, they had amazing bodies and let me do whatever I wanted without stopping me. That was a real plus. Bottom line? This place is a dump! It's tied with a club down in the Rio Grande Valley for my worst strip club experience ever. I won't be back.