I stopped at Paradise (well if...

I stopped at Paradise (well if this is paradise we are all screwed) on a Thursday evening around 6:30. It is easy to find as I'm from out of town - right off the expressway and visible from the freeway. That is about the only good thing. A big stage is in the middle with a couple small ones on the sides. One dancer was dancing as it was pretty slow. The inside may have been nice about 10 years ago but the chairs seemed pretty gross even for a low end strip joint. In the lap dance room I sank about to the floor when I sat down on a small couch. Probably a lot of bouncing in the past broke the springs.

The cover is 10 bucks and it costs you another 10 to get access to the lap dance rooms. No alcohol so bring your own. I may have hit a shift change time period but I was there for about 90 minutes and only saw about 5 dancers and only one above a 4. I like Latin dancers but these had double the junk in the trunk - minimum. Most of them were pretty big and not cute. I did get a couple dances from the best one $20 each. She got naked right away and took my hands and put them on her tits as soon as she started. There was a little stick shifting but after 2 dances I figured it out that she just does it to get you to buy another. Might work from a hot dancer but not these.

The only redeeming factor is pretty good privacy for lap dances- small booths with an open door but it feels like no one would interfere and no bouncers seem to bother you. With the right dancer you could have some real fun and a couple that were dressed and I saw leaving looked like they had potential.