A couple weeks ago, a friend...

A couple weeks ago, a friend and I went out for his 30th birthday. After hitting a random smattering of bars and casinos, we decided to hit a few strip clubs as well. Bottoms up was by far the most fun experience of the night. All of the dancers, and most of the patrons were African American. Since we're two white dudes, I didn't feel very comfortable at first, but my reservations were immediately taken away when we started talking to dancers. It was about 3am when we strolled in, and neither of us really needed to drink anymore. Absolutely no hassles to buy drinks! My friend shook off the girl that he was talking to, but I was interested in pursuing mine. After chatting her up for a few minutes and her randomly giving me the customary hand shake, I decided to kick up the negotiations a notch. Let me just say that everything is on the menu here. I wasn't really interested in full service, but it was definitely offered. I asked her how much for a HJ and her first offer was $75. I told her I'd give her $40, and she took me up on it. After dancing on me for about 3 songs she told me to unzip my pants, and I'll let you figure out the rest. All in all 6 songs and I walked out the door for $40 with a smile on my face. Not too shabby...