The majority of dancers here are...

The majority of dancers here are either African-American, Latina or other minority (saw one Asian lass and a Czech while there). And here's the secret to eliminating racism in this country - learn to appreciate the beauty in all women. Now before you start bashing me - hear me out. Within two minutes of speaking with some of these lovelies, I completely forgot their ethnicity, race or anything else, except for the smooth and seductive curves on some very attractive young women (and a MILF or two as well). Hopefully, most of us are wired that way - two million years of evolution can dispel the ugly learned biases of the last 500 years (and a raging one doesn't hurt either). There is one African-American bouncer there that is fantastic (doesn't get in your face, live and let live attitude) and one white dude who makes the girl's lives miserable, as far as I can tell.

The details: During the dollar parade, it is highly probable that Mr. Happy will get a shake (there is an inverse mathematical relationship between the weight of the dancer and the scope of the handshake of Mr. Happy). Private dances are varied, but don't count on a FS visit; although I've heard things. More roaming than you would imagine, and your eruptive tendencies will be nurtured handily if that's offered to you. Be a gentleman (or at least as much as can be mustered in this environment) and remember that these attractive practitioners of the dark art of conjuring the dead and limp are someone's daughter, sister, mom and sometimes grandmother (OK, that last one we could have all lived without, but each to his own!)

There are few clubs that offer better value - but a kitchen would be helpful.