There is no daytime cover, but...

There is no daytime cover, but the mandatory soft drink is $7. The club is small, dark and very loud (because it’s small?). The stage lighting is extremely irritating, flashing lights and background strobes. Someone forgot we came to see the naked ladies, not their (ex deleted) light show! At about 1:15 PM there were four dancers, two relatively nice, one gorgeous, and one -- how do we say? -- chubby. They do two songs and get naked. The “VIP” area is behind a curtain and consists of several small stages (4x6, maybe) with a seat at the end. There are six or eight of these pairs with no privacy one from the other. The little stages must be a remnant of bygone days; they aren’t used. Numerous signs state that all dances are $20. I had one dance from one of the nicer girls, and felt as if I had fought a round of “Mortal Kombat.” Her idea of a lap dance was to belt my (not inconsiderable) belly with butt, hips/thighs, (armored) breasts, etc., while I sat on my hands. No touching allowed. The gorgeous one said her dances weren’t much different. The chubby one implied more flexibility at an increased price. I’d give this joint a “1” except for the lack of admission and the gorgeous blonde. I’d also give it a “pass.”