This is overall the best strip...

Club Rouge

Portland, OR

This is a very nice looking, newer downtown club in kind of an off-the-beaten path location. The space is quite large. There is a VIP area upstairs. There's an area to eat food in the…

Union Jacks

Portland, OR

This club has not a very good atmosphere. There is a cover charge, and the man at the door is unfriendly. You are made to feel bad from the moment you walk in. There are…

DV8

Portland, OR

This is a very chill neighborhood dive with extremely affordable drink and food prices and laid back staff and strippers. There are two pool tables, a dart board, and a couple pinball machines for people…

Hit up Acropolis on a Monday afternoon because apparently it’s a Portland rite of passage to try their steaks. No cover. Outside looks like a dirty circus tent. Inside wasn’t better in the slightest. It…

Finally back in search of great stripclub food after the less that savory experience in Vegas, I decided to stop by Acropolis. Going in, the only thing ive heard about this was steak and titties.…

Acrop A coworker’s last day so a group decided what better way to send someone off then hit up acropolis. This is actually become sort of a tradition. It hasn’t mattered if it’s…

Arrival to the place was pretty standard. Dirty, dingy, dive bar vibes. Smelled a little musty with worn down rails and furniture. There is a separate dancing area for people getting a "private" dance, really…