Made my second trip to the...

Made my second trip to the IR on a Sunday at approx. 7:00pm. Big mistake at first, due to an event that I was totally unaware of. On Sunday nights they have a free dinner buffet and it brings out every lowlife and young punk looking for a free meal. I walked back out the door, went and got my own dinner and returned around 9:00pm. The club had cleared out quite a bit by then and mainly dancers and customers looking to drink and get lap dances. I had lap dances from 3 or 4 girls. The mileage is pretty good, even though there is no privacy in the lapdance area. Dances are still just $10, so a real bargain. The beers were like $4 so not too bad. Was having a great time until I realized that I couldn't find my rental car keys or my drivers license. Let me tell you, looking for your stuff with a flashlight in a SC doesn't make you the most popular guy. I had a very nice dancer looking with me and luckily she found them in between the cushions in the lap dance area. I had a couple of dances from her but she was heading out for the night. Oh well, next time I'll be more careful with my stuff and know to avoid the free buffet hours.