This may be one of the...

This may be one of the better clubs in New Orleans but that's not saying much. Bourbon street used to be famous for stip clubs but the good ole days are long gone and most of the clubs in the quarter are rip off joints. Sure, they always have been, but 40 years ago they at least offered something you couldn't see in any small town around the country. They still have the girls standing in the door trying to lure you in, but now many of those girls spent all their money on fake boobs while neglecting sorely needed dental work. Maybe it was due to Halloween weekend or the full moon but most of those girls were damn scary.

This place didn't have girls standing in the door but they do have a neat liitle to-go bar on the side. I didn't check the prices there but I bet they're cheaper than the inside bar. Inside the place has a nice elegant look, which is helped by the many very attractive dancers and it's very well lighted. It's not very big and there are three stages so you get a good view of hot women dancing where ever you sit. But, everything costs a fortune. The cover was $11. Beer is $7 and up. A good liquor drink is $10-12. A dance at your table is $20 and is mostly air. There aren't any dark corners where you have a chance to get by with a bit more. There is an upstairs area where the private dances are done. It's $40 bucks for a dance in a small cubicle with a nice chair. Although two way touching is allowed it's still pretty tame. The place was crowded so people were always walking by and the size of the chair and the booth made it difficult for the girl to straddle me well.

I tried dances from two girls that were both good considering the cramped space. One of the girls had a boob job and nearly all the girls there had fake boobs. The other dancer looked a lot like Shannon Elizabeth but with a little better body. Neither girl tried to upsale me but we did talk about the private room option and I looked at them. Both girls told me the dances were the same but you have more room and privacy and at $250 for 30 minutes it could be a better deal. The rooms had no doors so it's not that private.