$10 cover is what I was...

$10 cover is what I was charged upon arrival at midnight (club closes at 2am, but they were really 3 due to the time change --falling back.) Doorman immediately gave me a card for a free admit on a future arrival.

Crazy Horse opened 3 months ago in West Allis and is near the corner of 95th ST. and National Ave. On this night they had 23 gals working and several had on Halloween costumes. So did several of the customers. Indeed there was to be a contest at 1am for best costume. I was out-of-there by then.

This Crazy Horse is not affiliated with any other, though the door guy did state the owner had "talked with the owners of the Las Vegas branch". It's very nicely decorated. Basically three rooms with a dancer stage in each. The girls rotate one song per stage and then make a tip walk past the bar in the first room one enters upon their arrival. Both the first room and the larger side room have their own bars. The third room is smaller and designated VIP. Maybe a 1/3rd of the VIP tables were occupied on this night. All tables in the two larger rooms were filled. So were most seats at the bars. The flat screen TVs run whatever music video there is which goes with the song the dj is spinning at the time. There was a superimposed text scrolling across the screen announcing some guy "has a banana dick." Okay. Then the text changed and announced "2-for-1" lap dances. Well, there were two standouts on this night, Roxy and Hayden. Though I had briefly met both during their tip walks, I didn't get a chance to ask for a dance because PRINCESS LEAH (from "Star Wars") was with me pestering for a dance. I was worried 2-for-1 was going to expire... Finally I got Roxy's attention and waved her over. Roxy said it was 2-for-1 dances all night long in honor of Halloween. Off we went.