I have to admit that I...

I have to admit that I was not expecting much based on the reviews, but I was extremely surprised.

You're greeted by a doorman who makes you check your coat for $2. Then you're taken to a table by the doorman. Grease his palm a bit and your experience will be exponentially better.

I was immediately joined by a silicone beauty who kept me warm until she had to go up on stage. Since I'd never been here, I spent the $20 to go up to the VIP and it was 100% worth it. I was met at the top of the steps by another doorman/bouncer and he kept me supplied all night. He would bring girl after girl until I found one that I wanted a dance with. After a few dances with various girls, I went in for an hour with Rachel. I think that it was $70 to the club and $300 to the girl.