Disturbio (was Prestige Mens Club)
Tepic - Puerto Vallarta 2042, Zona Hotelera, Las Glorias, 48333 Puerto Vallarta, Jal., Mexico

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Wooly105
Oct 21, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

This was the last one of the three GCs I visited during a recent 1 week vacation in PV. I had originally planned on returning to Mirage that evening (see seperate review), only to learn that they apparently are closed on Monday evenings. Prestige is virtually across the street, but I had been told by a cab driver, that it was on the expensive side, and not that great. (I know: how would he know?) I'll give prices in Mexican pesos. The current xchange rate is around 13.25 pesos to 1 US$.

The entry is 150 pesos, the lowest of the four clubs I visited. But that is all that it got you. (See other reviews for what their entry included).

As mentioned by an earlier reviewer, the layout and stage setting is quite plush. The one distinction of this club over the others was that there was a continuous parade of dancers. The club also was busier than any of the other three, which was a little surprising to me, since it was Monday night. (Why does Mirage choose to stay closed?). The dances at all these clubs are quite similar. Typically two lengthy numbers, (3 in some cases), with no teasing in first. The top comes off somewhere in the second song, but the timing varies greatly from dancer to dancer. Some of the dancers will tease with the strings of their bottoms, but none came off in this club. A lot (half?) of the dancers have enhanced boobs. When the waiter brought one young thing over after she had finished her dance, I said that I'd prefer a different one, there was no argument. (Obvious fakes). I'm pleased that the one I ended up inviting over had a knock-out real rack, and a booty to die for! Her name was Marianna, as far as I remember. She was playful and had no problem with my pulling her top down or the skirt up to admire, fondle and kiss these attributes while she danced in front of me. Touching the kitty directly was almost off limits out on the main floor, but was tolerated in the private dance room. (No insertion).

Dancer's drinks are expensive, no matter which club I was in. They have "national" drinks (tequila or ?) for like 190 pesos; "international" drinks for like 310 - 330 pesos. My margaritas were like 90 pesos. The drinks obviously don't last long, even when I had asked dancers at other clubs to slow down, since I would be happy to tip them directly. I did learn (at Candy's I think) that one can also buy the dancers pitchers of their chosen drink. The size of the pitchers, and estimated number of drinks varied from 4 (here at Prestige)to 6 at Candy's. A pitcher (of Bailey's, or most likely a knock off) was 900 pesos. Of course the waiters are very attentive with refilling the dancer's glass when it neared empty.

Besides the US $300 cost of service in a private room (for one hour I believe) Prestige, as well as some of the others, have "lap dances" in other private rooms. 5 minutes for 250 pesos; 10 minutes for 500 pesos. These are done topless, with full two way contact. In my dancer's case, the bottom did come down, though not off, with the above reported results.

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