I once heard a joke on...

I once heard a joke on tv about not expecting the A list from any strip club you visit on a Tuesday afternoon. They were right.

I was driving back from visiting a friend in upstate NY and figured that since I had a long drive and no where to go I could stop off for a dance or two and be on my way. I called up and the guy who answered the phone said yes they would be open and yes they have private dances. When I walked in all I saw was one girl behind the curtain and a bartender who must have been the guy who answered the phone.

He said "oh did I forget to mention we only have one girl one now?" in a sarcastic way that meant he knew he had just been a dick. THe girl was okay, i forget her name but she was about 5'8 nic C cup and a nice big ass (perhaps a bit too flopy). The private dance was worth it and she definitely worked for her money. Talking and whispering in my ear, saying a few nasty things. After two dances I lost interest though and got up to leave.