OK, I’ve heard about a sympathy...

OK, I’ve heard about a sympathy LD, but my friend took it a little too far the other night. More on that later.

My buddy and I made our quasi-annual visit to the Player’s Club last week. Quick rundown of the logistics: $35 annual membership, includes your admission the night you buy the membership. Admission for the rest of the year is $22. You have to show your card and sign in. Funny how all the signatures look the same. The club is BYOB, so you save some money there.

Dancers do 1 song on the main stage and strip down to fully naked pretty quick, then do another song on the side stage. Generally, your bigger pervs hang out at the side stage. Lapdances are done in a relatively small walled off backroom, but with a low degree of privacy. Some of the seats/booths have high walls between them, but there are no curtains or doors. Lapdances are $30 per song (full length), and there’s generally no discounts or specials. Generally, I don’t think extras are available in the club, but…