I went to the Dollhouse Private...

I went to the Dollhouse Private Club yesterday for the first time. You had to get a membership card before you could enter, however, that was free. The drinks were free. Pretty much $2.00 for a beer, (to include Heineken which is one of my favorites), and two dollar well drinks. The wait staff had a lot of attractive females, and the dancers were pretty. I tipped a few dancers who were on stage just to be courteous while I talked to an older retiree from the Army. A dancer named Gabrielle came over and sat on my lap. She had a fit looking body, but I suspect she may have been as old as me. At the time I was under the impression that the lap dances were $10.00 until 10:00 p.m. and $20.00 after that. She sat on my lap and talked and seemed to be nice. She asked if I wanted a lap dance and I told her yes. She wanted to go around the stage to ensure that nobody got to "look at her for free". Her lapdance wasn't bad per se, but aside from having long hair draped in my face, and a nipple that could cut glass touched to the tip of my nose there was zero contact, zero grindage.

As for the conversation she asked me where I was from. After I told her Kentucky I got a play by play about how she didn't think Kentucky would have clubs and how she was from California...the rich part of California and blah, blah, blah. She just sat on my lap after her lukewarm lapdance and talked about herself. After a time, I asked her how much I owed her and she said. "Uhhhhhh $20.00" I knew that was bullshit, but I didn't hesitate and gave it to her and said. "Thanks for the dance, I have to go, nice talking to you." She just said,

"Yup."