Short version of review: Really, really...

Short version of review: Really, really expensive.

Longer version: Expensive cover, expensive beer. Attractive girls who were very friendly. Sweet baby Jesus the lap dances are out of the universe expensive. $40 only gets you a non-naked floor dance with minimal contact. Private laps $100/20 min may be a good deal compared to the traditional $20 lap, but why would you agree up front to $100 if you didn't know what you were getting?

Oh year, did I mention a beer is $8? I thought I was in Vegas for a second.