Most of the clubs in Louisville...

Most of the clubs in Louisville (can you say Luavl? It's 2-1/2 syllables!) are situated along 7th st rd. among derelict factories and vacant lots (and a White Castle!). This place is around the corner. Went to the bar and ordered a Heineken, which was slightly skunky. A blubber-gutted "entertainer" stopped by my table and displayed her bovine udders, giving me the private dance menu, which seemed prohibitively expensive and pretty lame, too. She said she was going on stage, but would come back to see me, but I was smart enough to leave first. To be fair, there was also a semi-attractive young woman with long brown hair and no boobs, who avoided me like the swine flu. If this is "Louisville's finest" I'm glad I don't live there.