I finally built up the courage...

I finally built up the courage to enter Blondies after reading nightmarish reviews. Upon entering I wondered Could this place be as bad as reviewed? Survey says YES!!! Where should I start Dirty, run down, odd odor, its got all the bad qualities I was expecting. Only had one dancer working who never danced, so I guess I can't call her a dancer. She was well past her prime mid forties at least I believe she told me. She offered to take me in the back for a REALLY good time for 120. I respectfully declined and got the hell out of there.