The club is very nice inside,...

The club is very nice inside, obviously recently remolded. The sign out front now reads Jaguar’s. It is a little hard to find if you are from out-of-town and use a GPS; put in US 87 & 227th. If you’re coming from Lubbock, go south on 87 and make an immediate U turn under US 87 at 227th and you will see it on your right just past the check cashing service. It’s kinda out in the middle of nowhere…

They charge a $20 cover, $3 for a cup of ice for your mixed drinks and sell tubs of ice for your beer if that’s your thing, but I don’t know the cost. The wait staff is very attentive and friendly. The bouncer(s) kept a pretty low profile and also seemed very friendly. Some of the girls get full nude and pretty freaky on stage for $1 tips, others are just average dancers. You can get $20 topless table dances, $30 nude VIP dances, and 30 VIP minutes for $100. They also run specials like $1 dances, where the girls blitz the clients for short 30 second table dances for $1. On Thursday night the girls give you their panties with each VIP dance and the dude with the most panties at some point in the evening wins something. They also pull birthday boys and bachelor party recipients up on the stage for a little public attention. The girls run the full range of size, shape, ethnicity, and all looked very natural. A few hot, a few not. The more involved the crowd gets—the more involved the girls get.

I have to say that for $60, I got the best full nude double VIP dance I’ve ever had. It was two way full contact; and guys, you really should wear loose fitting non-abrasive light sport sweat pants and leave the skivvies at home. These girls love to get real personal if “the boys” are easy to get to. Watch for Kia, a very pretty slim black girl with a gorgeous smile, eyes that pierce your soul, and lips that could suck the chrome off your trailer hitch. Mmmm, mmmmm.