As previously reported, the focus of...

As previously reported, the focus of the dancers here seems to be to get you in the back for lap dances. As soon as I sat down at the bar, a parade of dancers stopped by and asked me if I wanted a dance. After some light grindage, each asked if I wanted to experience more in the back. I declined for the first dancer (chubby), second (too old), and third (too many tattoos), but the 4th dancer (just right) gave me the secret handshake and got me in the back. Once back there she explained that the usual bouncer wasn't in tonight and that meant her playbook was expanded. Off came her top and she proceeded to play the piccolo for $. She seemed genuinely turned on and constantly commented on the size of my instrument. After finishing she told me to come back later 'cause she would like to take me home.