surprisingly empty @ 4pm but before...

surprisingly empty @ 4pm but before your beverage is opened the sirens will be swarming out of the woodwork for the familiar dolla-dolla assault, and though costly, it may be the best part of the joint...where else can you get kisses, hugs, nibbles, ear blows, dirty talk, full on straddles and thrusts, fingernails down your back and thighs, and all variety of very personal package adjustments w/o ever leaving your stool from an endless variety of more or less comely lasses all determined to please YOU so they can drag you into the back as their personal conquest...only to please you further..these temptresses are so dexterous they could raise wood on a corpse...and when they reach for your belt with one hand and the jiffy lube with the other... you'll be exactly thirty seconds away from completing your miraculous flight from reality...only to be cast back out on the mean streets to the nearest cleaners...