This place is loaded with gorgeous...

This place is loaded with gorgeous girls, but I've never gotten so little bang for the buck at a club. The prices are all premium, but there main room is wide open and there are floor managers walking all over the place to make sure you don't touch one of the girls. The dances are billed as lap dances, but they're really table dances--at a distance. There is a 'private room' that isn't private at all and not much opportunity for anything to happen in there beyond a few boob grabs. At $600 for 30 minutes, probably the worst value of any new york club I've been to.