Can you say LAME? That's...

Can you say LAME? That's probably the best way to put it. I stopped in on the way home one night, just to check out someplace new, and there were only two dancers in the main room. One looked bored as hell and the other one on stage was just going through the motions. I think the manager was so happy to have a third customer in the room he fawned all over me. Unfortunately, the girl on stage who came over to me was negotiating like it was a nuclear arms treaty. Really trying to get me into the back room for $500 and definitely writing checks her ass couldn't cash. I wound up leaving before I finished my first drink. I won't waste my time going back.