Let me preface this by stating...

Let me preface this by stating I that I had been wanting to go to this club for the past 11 years or so. For whatever reason, I have never made it. So my expectations may have been inflated.

With that in mind, I must say I was extremely disappointed. I arrived slightly after midnight on a Saturday. The parking lot is tight and was extremely packed. The first thing I noticed was a lot of people standing outside smoking just all staring at me as I parked. It was uncomfortable. The bouncer was extremely rude as was the the lady that took my money. I was given a bracelet and told about the nude and topless side.

I decided to visit the nude side first. I have never seen a club in such a condition. It was a total dive. Perhaps they were trying to replicate what a bar in Alaska, in the middle of nowhere, would look like. The stage was extremely high, tables were too close together and the uncomfortable couches on the perimeter sucked. I bought a $20 lapdance from a girl. She was horrible. After one dance I was trapped in the corner due to the overcrowding of the tables and other dancers.