Market Street Cinema
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1075 Market St, San Francisco, CA 94103, USA*

Early afternoon visit, Tues 8/24/04. ...

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jmaz
Aug 26, 2004, 8:32 AM
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Early afternoon visit, Tues 8/24/04. Had to traverse the gates of Hell on Market St. just to get to the "cesspool". Paid 20 dollar cover, and what followed was the most scariest 40 mins of my SC life. However, thanks to the reviews on TUSCL, I felt ready for the challenge. Was immediately attacked by no less than 3 dancers....it took less than 30 seconds for my package to get grabbed. Then came the "How about a tour?". Then, the "Have you ever had 3 women at one time??" Was constantly asked to go to back, where I could get a free dance, no risk....(Yeah, right!). The three women all asked me what I wanted, and told me the back was full service. I think the MSC is the only place in the universe where "NO" means "grab his package harder", etc.... I must admit, repetition in the phrase "NO" was necessary. I don't want to remember names, ethnicity or whatever...I am sure they are the vultures previously spoken about.

Then a young, beach-type looking blonde came over, started rubbing and cuddling......she actually was close to a 7-8.....wore a g string bikini..Said her name was Jennifer. She had a hard time taking NO for an answer too... I did take her up on a 2-1 in the main theater lapdance..... She was pretty good....got to watch some raunchy porn on the side monitors. She was still trying to get me to go to the back......offered "whatever I wanted" if we go back....I actually had to tell her that I really didnt want my pipes cleaned on a Tues. afternoon....I was reaching but it worked..... I didnt want to be relieved of a couple of hundred bucks just to get some lame whatever. I guess if I go back, I will remember to ask specifically for what I want, and negotiate a price with the "big" head.......For all I know, she could have been a ROB, etc..... I must admit, she was my type and would fit in well in the Tampa scene--I sure would keep her in mind in a less hostile environment.

I think I easily saved lots of money thanks to TUSCL...I probably had that deer in the headlights look upon arrival, and if I wasn't forewarned of the scams, I would have been easy prey. Be afraid, be very afraid........or at least do your homework!!!!

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