After reading the great reviews by...

After reading the great reviews by others about HB and PP in Columbia, I was looking forward to my recent business trip there. Unfortunately I can't really say that I agree with all the fuss over these two clubs. I started off the evening off at Heartbreakers because of the aforementioned "intimacy" feel vs Platinum Plus. Maybe it was because it was Monday Night Football night, but I wouldn't describe this place as intimate. I sat at the bar, which isn't bad. And a brunette MILF moonlighting here from Myrtle Beach latched on and I couldn't shake her. She wasn't too bad on the eyes and she was certainly talkative, but I just wasn't feeling the chemistry. Nonetheless off to the couch dance area we went, because, as you might know I have a hard time saying no. Her dances were somewhat awkward and gaucky with little sensuality. Not really my style. After a few, back to watch the floorshow and the game.

The girls here have too much ink for my liking and I didn't really see anything better than a 6 in my critical eye. So after an hour I moved on to Platinum Plus. Ironically, the dancer that I spent some time with at HB asked me early in the conversation why I wasn't at PP in the first place.