I went here for a bach...

I went here for a bach party 2 weeks ago. I read the reviews here they seemed to be pointing me here for the best place in the W. Burbs. Either people were really drunk, or the reviews are planted by people that work there. Let me break it down. Walk to the door. Bouncer charges $15 admit + $3 to park. No problem. $18 total. Walk in the door and an old Grandma takes your money. Must be the owner or the owners mom. My buddy and I walk in. About 20 girls and 6 guys in the place. Still early only about 9pm. Okay. Maybe this is good. We get first dibs. Place is clean. Looks like a restaurant more than a strip club. Great TV's with sports games on them. Girls looks okay, mostly tall Eastern European girls. 2 chics immediately sit next to us and ask us to buy them drinks and get a dance. These girls on wired on something. Girl comes on stage with pasties. Pasties really suck. We decide to get a drink and a shooter for the girls. The girls tell us that we really need to get a dance. No rules in the back. We're felling good so we say what the hell. The rest of the party is late so let's get in a dance now. $30/dance. They take us to the back. Past grandma at the entrance. They sit us on a long bench with a very small partition between each other. They start to dance. They grab at your crotch some, but they stay clothed and ends up filling more like a table dance. Most places get down and dirty by the 3rd dance so we stay on. 3rd dance is over and they are repeat of the first 2. $90 for 3 dances and I'm a little ticked. Back to front to pay grandma. and then we agree to leave before we blow even more money on crappy dances. We met up with the rest of the guys from our b-party in the parking lot 15 mins later and decide to send one guy into Diamonds down the road. That lasted 20 mins and he came out. We ended up driving to IN to a place called Industrial Strip. Awesome place. Kind of a dump, but hot chics and full contact for $30/45/55.. .I'd highly recommend it.