The customary two-part dance runway occupies...

The customary two-part dance runway occupies the front center of the house. The split allows the efficient barmaids (never a man) to cut across the long stage to serve patrons on both sides. The several regular barmaids are some of the best assets of the place, faultlessly handling all the myriad brands of patron-carried-in beer. The lighting is professional and unlike many other clubs there are no obnoxious direct-in-your-eye bar lights.

Two complaints. First, to wash & completely dry your hands, you get to spend at least 30 seconds cheek-by-jowl to the guy doing his stand-up or sit-down business at the stool -- and the air-dryer (instead of paper towels) guarantees that there will be a prolonged period of embarrassment, even for the not-homophobic. The second - with the recent introduction of those wrist bracelets, the bouncer, despite his best intentions, always manages to leave sufficient stickytape unmatched and exposed to entangle your arm hair! I guess it's a small price to pay.

I don't have a GPS, so I can't confirm this, but there are reports that some GPSs will in error direct you instead to a nearby liquor store if you use the simple Highway 130 address without adding the reference to Dugan Ave. But make no mistake, it's located right between Risque and the Honda dealership. Can't miss the bright pink exterior. There's no alcohol served here. On Saturday afternoons the cute barmaid collects the minimal $5 cover, which includes one free non-alcoholic drink; if your taste goes to the alcoholic, you can bring your own upopened beer or wine. The cover at night is generally no more than $10 and includes two soft drinks or waters.