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Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

This is the all time worst strip club in Washington, DC. It seems like the employees have gone to training to learn how to be hostile towards the customers, ready to pounce on you for…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, CA

I left this club after the DJ started cutting the songs short. Too bad, I was the only customer in the place and would have stayed to continue lap dances with all the girls.…

Mons Venus

Tampa, FL

This club has the most abundant quantity of good looking girls of any club I have seen so far. The contact is equal to some of the clubs in LA with the exception of the…

After uninspiring trips that night to DTC and Rhino I stopped by Seville for the first time in a while. Reader, it was fun for what it was. There was a 10 dollar cover. Bouncer and…

I started out at the bar around 7 and got a few drinks and something to eat. The only girl that talked to me was a bit pushy and not my type. Then around 9…

In from out of town and decided to visit this place on a Wednesday. I had been here once before on a Monday and it was dead but the vibe was good and I figured…

Wednesday night. $10 cover to get in. The place is in a prime location surrounded by bars, restaurants, and drunk foot traffic so you’d expect it to be loud and lively. Instead I walked into…