I showed up around 9:30 PM...

I showed up around 9:30 PM on a Tuesday, paid $10 cover and paid $5 for one mandatory non-alcoholic beverage. I was surprised to find about 15 mostly attractive girls working and only about 10 customers...not good as I was immediately hounded for private dances by every girl in the place, which continued relentlessly until my eventual escape. It's in a seedy part of town and doesn't look like much on the outside, but nice and clean inside. Decent lighting, comfy chairs, and the music volume was just right, but my $5 diet coke was flat and tasted funny. Though I should add that the waitress was hotter than many of the dancers... what's up with that? The club has a large center stage that's kind of split in two, I guess on busy nights they could have two dancers at a time, one at each end. But this night it was just one dancer at a time for 2 or 3 song sets. Stage has chairs all around it and farther back are small tables with two chairs each.

I must say there were at least 5 girls I would consider to be BEAUTIFUL (7-9 range), probably about 8 girls that were good looking (5-6 range) and a few girls... what the hell were they doing naked? One women had to be in her 50's. I came to Ybor strip once about 4 or 5 years ago and I remember liking the place because the girls were nice and not too pushy and it was real laid back, but it was also really crowded then on a Saturday night. On this night the place wasn't very crowded and the girls were constantly hitting me up for private dances. I really tried to enjoy the stage shows while tipping those girls, but I just couldn't enjoy it for all the constant interruption. Don't get me wrong, I did plan on getting 2-3 private dances, but come on, let me come in and relax before you give me the third degree. It was really annoying and took away from what should have been a good time. I finally decided it was time for a private dance. A girl named Ireland was really sweet and had been talking to me a good bit, so I finally gave decided on her. So we go to the bar to pay, and I guess I misunderstood something because I thought the dance was $20. The bartender asked me if I wanted to buy her a drink and I was like "sure why not". $5 for the drink (of course) plus $10 for the room rental fee. ROOM RENTAL FEE!!!??? WHAT!!!??? I hadn't included a $10 room rental fee into my budget for the evening (I"m not rich after all). So I had my $35 one song dance with Ireland (including the drink), which was very nice, she has great firm natural boobs and while not the prettiest girl there, she made up for it with her great personality. But I screwed up because I didn't realize there was a $10 room fee and I bought the $5 drink for the girl. I now only had $27 left from my budget. So another private dance was out of the question... ($3 short! dammit, dammit, dammit!!!!) So I figured I'd sit down and try to enjoy the stage show some more while tipping a dollar or 2 at a time, but the girls just kept hounding me and hounding me for private dances, which I could no longer afford. So between the constant hounding and the lack of major funds, I decided to call it a night around 11PM.

I had a pretty good time, but I was really pissed at my self for not having just a little more $$ with me. My fault really. But all the damn constant begging for Private Dances really took away from the experience. I would go back to Ybor Strip, but only on a Friday or Saturday night, on a Tuesday I guess I just had a big target on me for being one of only a very few guys in there.